It’s cool to be a ‘leftie’, Obama and Clinton are

• Society no longer throws left-handed people into rivers or feed them to hyenas

Lefties cannot identify their left hand promptly and hesitate briefly before replying. A random request to Mr Mweme to identify his left hand was met with hesitation as he quickly grasped a pen to find out which it was before he replied.

Try it out today on a left-hander.