Opinion
Education chiefs have right to eat extra donor money
Posted Friday, January 29 2010 at 17:14
Free primary education will never die. This is despite the many people who wish it ill because of their individual and even national jealousies towards the Kenyan success story that is a shining world example.
Even if donors withhold all their funding to it, free primary education will go on without a burp. Prof Karega Mutahi, the permanent secretary in the Ministry of Education, being a man schooled in education, knew at once that he needed to call the bluff on the British for daring to withhold their measly Sh1.2 billion for textbooks and building classrooms.
The British are withholding only funding for free primary education out of jealousy because Kenyan children now speak better English than the natives of Middlesex, where children are born crying in the language.
THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT’S MONEY — which is doled out like medicine over a period of five years — is not the lifeblood of the free primary education programme in Kenya. In fact, the British could keep their dole and the children would not miss a step to school.
Then there are the Americans, getting all dramatic over their Sh0.5 billion donation, again spread over five years. Free primary education can never be shaken by traditional American meanness.
First, much of the money the so-called donors provide does not provide education per se. It builds classrooms and buys wood and metals. Kenyan pupils are quite capable of studying in the wind, come rain or shine.
Secondly, textbooks are so yesterday, seeing that everybody is going into e-books, the Internet, computers and all that.
In fact, the government has restrained itself from shaming the donors for shouldering so little of the education budget, seeing that Britain, America, Canada, the Netherlands and Sweden have a primary responsibility to educate Kenyans. If Kenyan children turn into morons and torment the world, Kenya will not suffer. It is the donors’ loss.
In the financial year 2007/8 alone, when the government was forking out Sh15.1 billion for education, all the so-called donors hanging around Nairobi were bringing in a miserable Sh5.9 billion.
That same year, the donors were giving Kenya a miserable Sh1.4 billion for instructional materials in primary schools while the government was paying out Sh6.9 billion on that item alone.
For that, they want to lecture the ministry of Education staff about how not to take imprest, hold imaginary workshops or turn the whole free education thing into a profitable private enterprise.
Yet, the Government of Kenya foots 95 per cent of the total cost of education for 8.6 million Kenyan children. Prof Mutahi should have the donors know that what they bring is only baksheesh — the additional that in the time-honoured tradition of the Egyptians who invented the practice, is supposed to be eaten by the recipient.
When the donors bring their 5 per cent and a poor official uses it for poverty eradication in his house — that is still development. It is the reason donors are also called development partners. They bring partnership, and Kenyans do the self-development.
Any donor who allocates Sh130 million for capacity building — as the education sector did in 2007/8 — should not pretend to be shocked when they see high-rise buildings, new cars and acres of land suddenly in the possession of lowly individuals.
What capacity did they expect to build if not this, which allows people to secure their future for generations? Were it that there was no such incentive in working at the Ministry of Education, the place would be packed with empty desks and notices in the papers begging people to apply for jobs.
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Submitted by beejaychesterPosted February 01, 2010 05:22 PM
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Submitted by bobcat
I've always wondered why intelligent comedy doesn't work in Kenya, why only slapstick does,but when I see beejaychester's reaction, I get it.this type of comedy or satire flies over many a Kenyan's head.
Posted January 30, 2010 09:42 PM -
Submitted by iawe
beejaywchester, reread makokha's article carefully and you'll be able to see that it's a magnificent satirical piece. No need to get all worked up over the British and Americans. Articles like these are a refreshing in depressing times like these.
Posted January 30, 2010 06:10 PM -
Submitted by beejaychester
Makokha nobody has been prosecuted stop taking us back to the dark ages. Kenyans need accountability for the taxes earned whether they foot the whole 100% or 95%. Your blanket blame on the British and American government is misplaced and ill advised. Let all and sundry know that Kenyans need accountability not some careless spending by anyone.
Posted January 30, 2010 08:15 AM -
Submitted by Nangayapaa
Good piece Kwamchetsi! It could also be argued that the ministry of education is helping parliament in the honourable work of "getting paid!". This is the essence of devolution. LOL!
Posted January 30, 2010 01:17 AM




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Intelligent comedy in quotes. If this meets your standard of intelligent journalism or comedy you can bank on getting the last laugh buddy.