Opinion
How Kenya gained from hosting al-Bashir at constitutional fete
Posted Friday, September 3 2010 at 17:32
A deep debt of gratitude is owed to Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir for flying to Kenya, at great personal risk, to attend the promulgation of the new Constitution last week.
Having the handsome Mr al-Bashir flashing his toothy smile from the dais brought international attention to Kenya no news release or press conference could have enjoyed. And the international media were not reporting famine, corruption and drought or flooding.
They had to focus on the positive story, which was that Mr al-Bashir was attending the rebirth of a nation, and give our President and Prime Minister a sound bite or two for context.
The picture of the portly Mr al-Bashir spilling out of his chair at Uhuru Park must have irked all those world leaders who thought they could downplay Kenya’s big moment by skipping the promulgation.
Where was South African President Jacob Zuma? Where was British Prime Minister David Cameron? Where was our very own US President Barack Obama?
This was a lesson to all those leaders to take invitations from Nairobi seriously because Kenya is capable of delivering the diplomatic coup of the century, any time.
Within a day, Mr Obama was frothing at the mouth and wishing he had come to occupy the very seat Mr al-Bashir was reclining on. Then Kenya turned on its diplomatic charm, and the result?
Mr al-Bashir, who had previously refused to sign the Comprehensive Peace Agreement of January 2005 and instead sent his deputy to represent him, melted and agreed to honour everything in it – including allowing the self-determination referendum for Southern Sudan on January 9, 2011, as appointed in the agreement.
Kenya’s envoy in Khartoum has been overhearing Mr al-Bashir speaking in his sleep, fighting with the referendum date, and wrestling with the whole CPA. This was, therefore, quite a coup.
What a tragedy it would have been to allow Mr al-Bashir to continue wrestling with the referendum date and the peace agreement when the Government of Southern Sudan does not even have a spear to go to war with.
What would happen, considering that all the GoSS supplies for military hardware ended up in Kenya’s Department of Defence designated as General Ordinance Supplies Services?
For the price of lunch — which Mr al-Bashir ended up skipping since he is fasting as all good Muslims do during the Holy Month of Ramadhan — Kenya wangled even more from the Sudanese leader.
Without any prompting, Mr al-Bashir pledged, hand on heart, not to cut off the oil pipeline and plunge Kenya into an energy crisis, thus frustrating the achievement of Vision 2030.
Mr al-Bashir’s presence presented Kenya with an opportunity to philosophise about where its true loyalties lie. Some would even have argued that since international treaties and conventions form part of the law of Kenya, Mr al-Bashir would be whisked off to The Hague after 10.15am.
Yet, when Kenya ratified the Rome Statute, and later enacted the International Crimes Act, it was giving up its identity as an African nation. Kenya, too, has obligations to the African Union. Nations like Uganda, Botswana and South Africa obviously do not value their membership of the AU, hence their promise to arrest Mr al-Bashir in the past.
Getting Mr al-Bashir to Nairobi should indicate to the ICC that Kenya has the capacity to smoke out fugitives from their holes and lairs. There are rumours that Kenya has been hiding Mr Felicien Kabuga, suspected mastermind of the Rwanda genocide, but that is a little exaggerated.
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Submitted by 2000GregPosted September 05, 2010 06:47 AM
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Submitted by bsaoke
Makokha's articles are meant for his avid followers who understand him better. I realize some readers (like 2000Greg) do not see the satire with which each line is loaded. For heaven's sake, it is SATIRE, not analysis. God job Makokha!
Posted September 04, 2010 04:04 PM -
Submitted by mynation
Kenyans are all trained to think like a flashlight, in one direction at a time. This is political satire, meaning: he finds and proffers the most absurd explanations, the weirdest and most irascible propaganda even Government lackeys cannot imagine. He is mocking us all; he is showing us how silly our defenses are. And he has done a fantastic job! You cannot agree with him without sounding stupid; nor disagree without being an idiot. Make your choice! Kudos, Kwamchetsi!
Posted September 04, 2010 03:24 PM -
Submitted by madurodam
Yeah.... absolutely! We need to remain sober and get our interest first! Maybe we should be more careful on the wordings of the international treaties we sign! We should put national interests first above western interests! That's not to say we flout human rights or entertain those who do. But we need to get our facts right before jumping on any bandwagon!
Posted September 04, 2010 12:00 PM -
Submitted by 2000Greg
“The presence of Mr al-Bashir was meant to send a chill down the spines of those Kenyans suspected of masterminding, financing and directing the 2008 post-election violence that they will be sought and outed.” Are you serious! This article is a big joke. Give us a break, you put a spirited defensive fight but every paragraph stinks and you know that. Kwamchetsi if I were you, I would stir clear of writing articles like this. Also, tell us that when all this was going on, the PM was irrelevant.
Posted September 04, 2010 07:18 AM




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I am sorry..., Its a huge one this one! couldn't see it, however what a waste.